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Removing a Holding Tank is a Dirty Job

Last weekend Scott and I took the holding tank out of our boat. It is important to know that the “holding tank” is what holds all the contents of our marine toilet. It was huge, cumbersome, took up a significant amount of precious lazarette locker space and it needed to go. Once we’re in the ocean we won’t need it anyway, as ships are allowed to pump the contents of their toilets overboard. This is probably news to you non-boaters, and I’m sorry to be the one to give it to you, but yes, poop (even from cruise ships) is pumped into the ocean. Something about parts per million…

Anyway, in order for us to remove the tank I had to get into said locker with said holding tank in such a way that would have made a Cirque du Soleil performer blush. Seriously, any one that has ANY issue with claustrophobia has no business working on a boat. This is not the first time I have had to crawl into a compartment the size of a car trunk to do “work”. This was, however, the first time I had to crawl into a space that held, for lack of a better word, our “shitter”. Toxic level? We’ll give it a “3″. Disgust level? Off the charts.

Luckily, we’d had the tank pumped out before winter, so *most* of the contents had been removed. In order to get the tank out, I had to unhook two hoses (poop in, poop out). Remember, I am in a teeny tiny locker, it’s about 105 degrees in there, and it smells. Bad. I unhook hose #1, and it comes off clean. Phew. I adjust myself ever so slightly, wipe the sweat out of my eyes with my arm (not using my ecoli infested hands!), and go for #2. It comes off. Not clean. Out pours a couple cups of the most disgusting yellowy-brown lumpy liquid EVER. I scream. I bang around in the locker. Pound the tank with my screw driver. Scream more expletives. Basically, I throw a temper tantrum as best I can while contorted into a pretzel. This is NOT fun. In fact, it is downright disgusting.

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5 Things To Bring On A Picnic

Planning for a picnic seems easy. You grab some food, locate a nice outdoor spot to sit and chow down. But, there’s much more to a successful picnic than the food. Here’s a list of 5 picnic accessories you don’t want to forget.

Picnic Blanket

You’d be surprised at how often this picnic cornerstone is left behind. Forgetting the blanket doesn’t just rob you of a clean, comfy place to sit, it also brings your food in closer contact with the ground, making it accessible to insects. A good picnic blanket should be waterproof, warm and easily transportable. Need one? A large collection of picnic blankets is available from many sites on the internet.

Picnic Basket

Seems like a no-brainer, but it’s often the simplest things that are overlooked. A high-quality picnic basket will make carrying your meal to your picnic spot easier, in addition to keeping picnic supplies safe from wind, rain, and bugs. A large selection of picnic baskets is available, from classic wicker picnic baskets to rugged picnic backpacks.

Bug Repellent

If you took a poll of everyone who ever went on a picnic and asked them what the number one thing is that can ruin the experience, you’ll get two answers: rain or bugs. There’s not much you can do about the rain, but you can do plenty about the bugs. A can of bug repellent or a citronella candle is easy to carry and never goes unappreciated. In fact, consider keeping one in your basket at all times.

Beverages

So you’ve eaten the cheese, the strawberries are long gone and all that’s left of those sandwiches is the crumbs on your shirt. Now you’ve got to wash it all down, but suddenly realize you forgot to bring a drink! Make sure this never happens. Whether its homemade lemonade, a romantic bottle of wine, or a plain old jug of water, you’ve got to bring a beverage if you want to have a happy picnic.

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Enjoy Superb Facilities at Luxury Hotels in the UK

There are many hotels in the UK in a wide range of locations but only the best facilities earn the right to be recognized at luxury hotels. These 5 star facilities are chic hip hotels with luxury spa facilities that measure up to the expectations of guests who are in search of superb facilities and options to make their hotel experience a most pleasurable one. At a minimum, many of the UK’s luxurious hotels are located at destinations that feature facilities such as a swimming pool, gym, wedding reception rooms, meeting rooms and golf options for the stay. Whether it is a weekend visit or an extended stay, these superb facilities are the icing on the cake for what luxury hotels symbolize.

For families and couples, a swim in the pool is often a part of every day of the stay at such special hotels. Pool facilities that offer a spacious swimming area, whirlpool, Jacuzzi and steam room attract guests for a morning workout, midday dip or evening romantic swirl. Even business guests who want to incorporate some leisurely time at the pool side when business meetings conclude appreciate these dedicated hotels and the exemplary service offered at their superb facilities. For those who desire more unwinding in the form of sensuous pampering, luxury hotels in the UK also have spa facilities that provide the ultimate opportunities to relax and unwind.

Planning a wedding can be a complicated task with ensuring that every step is managed along the way. Luxury hotels in the UK such as The Cornwall Hotel Spa & Estate, Clumber Park Hotel & Spa and many others offer exemplary customer service with guest relations that are designed to meet every need of the discerning guest by anticipating desires and wants before they arise. With respect to wedding arrangements, a bridal party can enjoy the many features of such a luxury hotel from start to finish.

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Public Golf Courses Offer More For Less

Who says “We The People” can’t do things better and cheaper? A public golf course, maintained by citizens’ tax revenue for the enjoyment of everyone offers the same level of enjoyment and challenging play as the most exclusive and upscale private country clubs. If you aren’t particularly concerned about prestige and status and don’t need special amenities like four-star restaurants and swimming pools – and above all, see the value in thrift (a nearly-forgotten American virtue since 1981), public golf courses will serve you well and make you proud to be part of a community.

There’s at least one public golf course in most American cities and many have more than one. If you are fortunate enough to live in Southern California, you’ll more likely than not find dozens of municipal facilities within a relatively short driving distance of where you live.

Thanks to Internet technology, it’s easier than ever to find courses that meet your needs. In addition, there is a wealth of information about each individual course that you can find on any computer with a reliable Internet connection. A simple online search will reveal course information such as the number of holes, the topography and what hazards are in play and of course, tee times. Like their private and exclusive counterparts, public courses have scheduled start times, or golf tee times, that permit numerous people to golf at the same time without getting in each others’ way. (It’s also important to keep up the pace so that those behind you don’t interfere with your game.)

When To Tee Off

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Orleans Tourist Attractions, Nightlife, Hotels, Shopping and Eurostar to Orleans

A beautiful Loire River and a charming town located on the river. It is an amazing view and a perfect holiday destination. Orleans is a beautiful town located in North- Central France. The city is famous for its Joan of Arc (The Maid of Orleans). She was a charming lady who helps the King to fight the English peoples. She hears the wordings of God and suggests the King.

The visit to this destination will make your trip more entertaining and memorable.

Orleans By Eurostar

If you are planning your trip to Orleans and worried about the journey, then dear friends no need to worry Eurostar provides you a comfortable and relaxed journey towards your holiday destination. You can enjoy a perfect journey for a perfect destination.

Book your tickets and pack your bags Orleans fun is waiting for you. Take your Eurostar train from St Pancras International Station London to Paris and then from Paris to this charming city just by a single ticket.

Orleans attractions

Orleans is a world famous for its sites. It is a home of various attractive places. It attracts visitors and tourists from various parts of the world.

  • Aquarium of the Americas: – It is a most beautiful aquarium. Many kinds of amazing fishes are there in this aquarium. It is situated near Vieux Carre, New Orleans.
  • Audubon Zoo: – It is located in Audubon, New Orleans. It is a beautiful zoo with beautiful flora and fauna.
  • Louisiana Children’s Museum: – It is located in St Thomas, New Orleans. Is a place where is a lot of fun and enjoyment for children. You can have a good picnic programs in this place.

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Visit Italy – Information On The Cheap Flight Tickets and The Beautiful City Of Pisa

Your desire to visit Italy can come true now – Pisa cheap flights offer affordable traveling costs for tourists and travelers around the world. No matter where you are living, no matter where you are from – you are just a click away from purchasing these cheap flight tickets from any of the authentic online stores on the internet. Thus, do not miss it out! It’s your time to enjoy the old architectural buildings, rich culture and delicious food of this extraordinary place.

When you are traveling to Italy, it is absolutely the best idea to visit Pisa. The Pisa airport is quite near to the center of the city. This city is the provincial capital of the province, which is also called Pisa. The must-to-see tourists’ destinations of this city include the Arno River and Piazza Dei Miracoli, which encapsulates places such as the leaning tower, Cathedral of Duomo, baptistery and monumental cemetery named as Camposanto. Once your flight tickets are confirmed, make sure to reserve the tickets for visiting all these tourists’ destinations, as they are occupied by hundreds of people throughout the day. By reserving the tickets you would not have to wait for hours in the queue.

Most of the hotels in Pisa are situated close to the central station, which in turn also makes them very closely located to the main bus stop. There are many pizza and pasta restaurants that you can visit. These are not so expensive so you need not to worry if you are tight on the budget.

Once you reach Pisa, it is quite easy to access other cities such as Florence – it is known for its cultural heritage and old architecture.

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Where to See Animals in Kenya

Elephants
Kenya is a great destination for those with a passion for elephants. Firstly, it is home to the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, who has an orphanage just outside of Nairobi. This centre was made famous by the BBC programme ‘elephant diaries’ and provides a unique opportunity to get close to young elephants. The centre is open every day between 11 a.m. and 12 noon when the Nursery inmates come in for their daily mud bath, and visitors can watch the very young being fed.

In terms of National Parks, Amboseli and Tsavo are the places to go for elephant sightings. Amboseli is a small Park but is home to large herds of elephants that form the most spectacular picture perfect image against the silhouette if Kilimanjaro. Tsavo is one of the world’s largest game sanctuaries, and has now been split into Tsavo West and Tsavo East, both areas also have a healthy population of elephants.

Big Cats
If you are looking to see some of Kenyas big cats then the Masai Mara is a great place to start. Its open plains are home to large prides of lions that laze under the shade of the sporadic acacia trees that dot the landscape. The Mara and Telek rivers are great leopard hide outs, however as Africa’s stealthiest mammal they can be very difficult to spot and are seldom caught in the open. Cheetah can also be seen in the Mara and a sighting in this park is very likely.

Hippos
Mzima Springs, in Tsavo East, is one of the best places to watch crocodiles and hippos. Here, crystal clear water bubbles out of the ground at a rate of twenty million litres a day. An underwater viewing chamber has also been built and if you are lucky you be treated to visuals of hippo’s tiptoeing under water, a real unique experience!

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